"I regret nothing."
The Postal Dude is an unlockable character in the game. Like Serious Sam and Lo Wang, he is a guest character, but hails from the Postal video game series. He can be unlocked by playing 5 online matches. The Postal Dude is currently not playable on Xbox and PlayStation editions of Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator.
Bio
Oh, God! What an awful stench! Did someone slaughtered a goat in here? No, seriously... What do I do here? It's just a terrible game made for horny teenagers. Well, it wouldn't be so terrible if I could only find some Krotchies here... There is an old kebab made of Ctulhu, Chinese clown running around with Japanese scissors. More so, first and foremost, THE Father Himself! Well, that was unexpected. Maybe He will sign my petition as 'till now only my weapon understood me. I see a potential network of my new psychotic friends. Maybe I can actually fall in love with 'em? Let's burst with piss together!
Unlocking
To Unlock The Postal Dude, you'll have to have played 5 online matches.
Weakness
The Postal Dude is weak to phrases that relate to sinful things, such as:
- Satan
- The Hell's Grannies Gang
- The Nazis
- Your sins
- Drunk with
- Farted on
- [Has/Have] a steaming romp with
- Pissed on
- Probably murdered
- Will disembowel
- Go(es) around murdering people
- [Is/Are] sinful
- [Is/Are] vile
- Tell(s) dirty jokes at funerals
- [Was/Were] burnt like a witch
- Will be damned for eternity
- Will murder for a seat reservation
Unique insults
- Kebab made of your mother
- Krotchy The Giant Scrotum
- Found a new application for a cat's butt
- [Is/Are] feeling a little psychotic this morning
- [Is/Are] gonna burst with piss
- Like(s) running with scissors
- Signed my petition
- Pissed on
- Will disembowel
- Just call me Doctor Euthanasia!
- Which seemed intuitive in design docs!
Trivia
- The Postal Dudes bio makes fun of several characters such as Lo Wang, HP Lovecraft, and The Father
- The Postal Dude was the last character added.