
"Who wants some Wang?"
Lo Wang is an unlockable character in the game. He can be unlocked by completing Tournament Mode without getting defeated. Like Serious Sam, he is a guest character, but hails from the Shadow Warrior series.
Bio[]
Some call him the Shadow Warrior... Which is intriguing since he's known for every kind of warrior OTHER than sneaky-shadowy business. So there's katanas, machineguns, rocket launchers, and a healthy dose of mystical powers. Also, he's really into saying rude things to his enemies. Rumor has it he was a real weakling as a kid, so as a badass video game hero he unleashes his pent up anger on poor demons from another dimension (and occasionally random gentlemen).
Weakness[]
Lo Wang's weakness is weakness itself, and is sensitive to terms such as:
- A frightened schoolboy
- Defenseless young men
- [Was/Were] defeated by
- [Was/Were] owned by
- [Was/Were] teabagged by
- [Is/Are] afraid of my minigun
- [Is/Are] worthless
- [Is/Are] an ill-nurtured whey-face
- [Is/Are] feeling a little psychotic this morning
- [Has/Have] no life experience
- Suck(s) at Overwatch
- Will be chopped to bits
- You pitiful mortal!
Unique insults[]
- A demon's asshole
- A horny little bunny
- Bring(s) insults to a sword fight
- Move(s) like a pregnant yak
- Want(s) some Wang
- Will be chopped to bits
- Says the fortune cookie!
- Which is an ancient Chinese secret!
- Which makes me stiff!
- You dickbag!
Trivia[]
- Lo Wang has some of the more vulgar insults.
- Lo Wang is weak to "will be chopped to bits" even though he himself wields a sword.
- Lo Wang will raise his sword when he is doing a rude insult.
- Lo Wang Is only weak to 4 non exclusive insults making his weakness the least common