Fandom's Custom Insults

Introduction to the Fandom-Insults page[]

This is a page created by the FANDOM, Any of the content that is in here is not used in the game, They are not even unused things.

There are loads of insults in the game, and some are rude and bad(actual rude words, not the +15 score thing.) while others don't make any sense (EX: Your house smells like your father!). Therefore, the game teaches you to be RUDE. But...Sometimes, people want to insult others the way that they want, So that's why i created this page.

(You may edit this page if you want to add more insults.)

Thank you!

The insults[]

So here we are, the insults page, I will show you some insults that we COULD use if we want custom insults.

As the original page said, characters who are weak to these phrases will be put in square brackets [ ] and character/stage specific phrases will be marked with a * along with the name of the character/stage.

Subjects/Nouns[]

A subject/noun is, well, the person/thing that your insult is targeting.

There might be a few (Or a lot) in here, so take your time.

a gamer [Sir Knight]
a dildo [Postal Dude]
your best friend
A condom[the postal dude]
an idiot
some Onlyfans Girls[Sir Knight][the postal dude]
a redditor[Sir Knight]
Some hooker*mr. J Shufflebottom [the postal dude]
Caillou[Sir knight]
a discord mod [Nigel H.] [Sir Knight]
Skibidi toilet [Sir knight]
a toxic fandom[Sir knight, Serious Sam]
an angry kitten *pet shop
some nude girls[the postal dude]
a tablet [Sir Knight]
An hippopotamus[nigel]*to the lake
An elephant[nigel]
Optimus prime[sir knight]
a skater[Sir knight]
your wallet [Albert]
your favorite ice cream flavor*nigel
A clown *serious sam
Micheal bay[Sir knight]
your profanity [The Postal Dude]
a foolish pedophile [The Postal Dude] [Serious Sam]
a rapist [The Postal Dude] [Serious Sam]
some ninjas *Lo Wang
some homophobe
some heterophobe [The Postal Dude]
a gay couple[the postal dude]
your employees [Albert]
Bubble tea*nigel
grilled cheese*nigel
your toxicity [The Postal Dude]
a fat man [Nigel H.]
a spaceship to another planet[sir knight][lovecraft]
a dictactor [Grisha][the postal dude]
your toilet
A porn website[the postal dude][sir knight][lovecraft]
A bottle of ketchup *nigel [the postal dude]
Ninja turtles *lo wang [Sir knight]
A whale [nigel]
A coward [Lo Wang]
A dumb nerd
Wall-E [Sir knight]
a dead corpse [Mrs. Maggie]*ER
a sick patient *ER [lovecraft][serious sam]
An horrible drag queen[the postal dude][lovecraft]
A fruit stand owner*nigel [Albert]
A robot [Sir Knight]
pinnochio*Sir knight[the postal dude]
A rude person[the postal dude]
A wealthless kid [Albert]
A shopping mall[Sir knight][albert]
A strip club[the postal dude]
Some pirate[sir knight]
Your clothings [Shufflebottom]
Your disgusting nudity [Nigel][the postal dude]
Transformers [Sir knight]
A scaredy cat [Lo Wang] *Pet Shop
soundwave[Sir knight] [Serious sam]
baldi's basics in education and learning[Sir knight]
Your katana [Lo Wang]
grimace shake*nigel [Sir knight]
Megatron [sir knight]
A gaming laptop [Sir Knight]
A bucket full of blood [ Ms Maggie]*the postal dude
A random npc[Sir knight]
The movie"the whale"[nigel]*sir knight
A bucket of KFC*nigel
A stormtrooper [Sir Knight]
Toy story[Sir knight]
a messed up necktie knot [Mr. Shufflebottom]
Joe biden[the postal dude][serious sam]
A dirty delinquent[the postal dude]
An X-Man costume [Sir Knight]
A slightly burnt hat [Mr. Shufflebottom]
A Twitch streamer [Sir Knight]
a bunch of already used napkins
broken bones *ER
an emergency breather *ER
Your grandpa [Father]
your biggest fan
A baby [Father]
your luggage *Train Compartment *
your spamming[Sir knight]
your lungs *ER
your grave [Ms.maggie]
a fat stupid pig [Nigel H]
Pop corn*nigel
a pet fish *Pet Shop
Low quality Shoes [Shufflebottom]
modern music[Sir knight]
Your imaginary friend[the postal dude][The father]
Something quite phallic*the postal dude
A hamburger whithout condiments *Nigel*
The IRS [Albert]
Homer Simpson [Nigel][Sir knight]
The World War [Grisha]
Rasputin [Grisha]
Vladimir putin[grisha]
A Decomposed Basking Shark[Ms.Maggie][nigel]
A dumb hater
undertale[sir knight][the postal dude]
BTS [the postal dude] [sir knight] *serious sam
A mukbang*nigel
An offensive racist [the postal dude] *Albert
The autobots[Sir knight]
the decepticons[Sir knight]
Somebody Else's Insult
Bread*nigel
cupcakes*nigel
A restaurant*nigel
Your twisted mind
Some shit-post[Sir knight]
The sims 4[Sir knight]
The Tiananmen Square Massacre [Serious Sam, Lo Wang]
Some strange guy *the postal dude
return to the future 2[Sir knight]
A mazda car[Sir knight]
Hatsune miku[sir.knight]
A Lego helicopter
demon slayer[Sir knight][the postal dude][serious sam]
A Pizza without tomato sauce*nigel
A buffet*nigel
Your stupid Shakespearian books [Sir Knight]
The Soviet Union [Grisha]
Nikocado avocado[nigel]
An hologram[sir knight]
Pride month[the postal dude]
Your daughter[the father]
the 7 deadly sins[the postal dude]*the afterlife
Japan *lo wang
An anime waifu[Sir knight]
The Smurfs *sir knight
sushi*lo wang*nigel
some apple*nigel
the black death*E.R[ms.maggie][serious sam][lovecraft]
a pair of candies*nigel
Team Fortress 2[Sir knight]
Minecraft[Sir knight]
This anime girl https://twitter.com/TTuSee5/status/1416357755909144578 [Sir.knight]
Bumblebee[Sir.knight]
a road bump [serious sam][shufflebottom]
starscream[Sir.knight]
a chocolate bar*nigel
a slice of cheese*nigel
Chicken nuggets*nigel
an expired baguette*nigel
a crowd full of idiot[serious sam]
The avengers[sir knight]
Shadow the Hedgehog [Sir Knight]
Yoshi [Sir Knight]
Mobile games[Sir knight]
Mario[Sir knight]
A Guy climbing with suction cups[Lovecraft]
halo[sir knight]
jojo's bizarre adventure[sir knight][serious sam]
Spy x family[Sir.knight]
Cybertron [Sir.knight][lovecraft]
Freddy fazbear[Sir knight]
The parents that never loved you (Serious Sam, Father)
That night that you still can't remember (HP Lovecraft)
ebay[Sir.knight]
a playstation 5[Sir.knight]
phonk music[Sir.knight]
genshin impact*lo wang [Sir knight][the postal dude][serious sam]
a reboot movie [Sir knight]
the barbie movie [Sir knight]
chainsaw man [Sir knight][the postal dude][serious sam]
a single insect[lo wang]
the sausage party movie [Sir knight]
the seven deadly sins*the afterlife[the postal dude][serious sam]
Jesus Christ [Father]
Everything
A toilet
A cringey Tiktoker[Sir Knight]]

Verbs[]

These are the ACTUAL insults, the ones where you use to talk bad about the subject/noun.

was(were) a dunce
Did not watched transformers movies[Sir knight]
lost(s) in a fight against
isn’t cultured in memes[Sir knight]
fucked a dog for fun[the postal dude]
seduce(s) less than
Will sell [albert]
Is/are fucked on crack [the postal dude]
is/are not using google[sir.knight]
cannot handle any hate and criticism [Lo Wang]
is/are terrorizing a lot of kids [The Postal Dude]
was/were pushed into a locker by [Lo Wang]
is a Level 1 enemy/are Level 1 enemies [Lo Wang]
Never played[Sir knight]
peed yourself/herself/himself/themselves due to horror games[Sir.knight][serious sam]
eat(s) too many burgers and pizza[nigel]
paid poorly to [Albert]
listen(s) to
Steal(s) [the postal dude]
got a F on Science because of [lo wang]
scared people away(the postal dude)
Admitted anime is real[sir knight]
is/are full of shit[nigel]
made a crossover with[sir knight][lovecraft]
Twerked over [the postal dude][sir knight]
Subscribed to [Sir knight]
got seriously slaughtered by [Ms.maggie]
watche(s) porn [The Postal Dude]
only watched Men In Black franchise [Sir Knight]
only watched baby shows[sir.knight][serious sam]
has/have been doxing personal info from [Serious Sam]
is/are not hot *m shufflebottom
went to pornhub [the postal dude]
Celebrate(s)
Still has/have they them as pronouns*serious sam *the father [the postal dude]
lost everything of value at the casino[Albert]
never threw trash into a trash can[the postal dude]
says left instead of right[the postal dude]
says right instead of left
alongside with
Came back to life after dying*father [Ms. Maggie]
vandalizes a lot of pages*sir knight
goes to a strip club for[the postal dude]
broke the law[the postal dude]
only wears/wear a pan as a hat [Shufflebottom]
doesn't read any manga[sir.knight]
smells really bad [nigel]
Is/are gay [the postal dude]
trolls in every stream[Sir knight]
misses in every shooting game [Sir Knight]
simped over waifus[Sir knight][the postal dude]
was/were expelled from school
Did the rickroll*m.shufflebottom[Sir knight]
don't/doesn't use new outfits [Shufflebottom]
watch(es) porn videos from [Postal Dude]
is/are/were for the LGBTQ+ Community[the postal dude]
Kissed before marriage[the postal dude]
got a timeout because of
a mischievous kid[lo wang]
hates everybody on
never supported *Albert
Isn't aware of the fourth wall
learns any kind of hate speech from [the postal dude]
is/are getting a stroke [Ms. Maggie] *ER
is/are a hacker [Sir knight][the postal dude]
cheated with[the postal dude]
made insufficient money to pay [Albert]
wear(s) diaper[m shufflebottom]
don't/doesn't get donation from [Albert]
watch youtube kids
is(are)a Fortnite loser[lo wang][Sir knight]
is/are nothing[the postal dude]
kill(s) people [The Postal Dude]
sucked at games [Sir Knight]
bullied aggressively[the postal dude]
is/are a horrible singer
cannot even play Trivia games [Sir Knight]
is/are garbage
can't do a single fart or burp[nigel]
recorded a nature documentary with *Sir Knight
Has/have diabete [nigel] *ER
moved house to
died from tuberculosis *ER
drank beer because of *Grisha
neglect(s) people
e-mailed death threats to [the postal dude][Ms maggie][Sir knight]
Suck something weird[the postal dude]
Hadn't watched transformers [Sir Knight]
leaves/leave youtube on auto-play [Sir Knight]
got tetanus from *ER
is/are in advanced stages of decomposition [Mrs Maggie]
can't pronounce the word "Derailed" *Train Compartment
A bottle of coca cola*nigel
exchanged Pepsi for *nigel
got Herpes from [Postal Dude]
Beat(s) his(her)(their)meat[the postal dude]
does not pay taxes [Albert]
still uses "who asked?" as an insult *Sir Knight
is/are surrounded by ads [Sir Knight]
had an affair with [Father, Postal Dude]
raped [Postal Dude]
went to
unironically enjoyed Cuties [Sir Knight, Postal Dude]
got The Owl House cancelled [Sir Knight]
caused Hell to freeze over *The Afterlife
doesn't know what soap is [Nigel]
caused the Great Depression [Albert]
is/are a bitch-ass motherfucker
fucked your mom last night [Father][the postal dude]
is a necrophile [Postal Dude] *By the lake
Was/were playing plague.inc *ER [sir knight][ms maggie]
Call/called
cooked with*nigel
never survived five nights at Freddy's [Sir Knight][Mrs. Maggie]
say(s) the n-word
is getting measured for their coffin [Mrs. Maggie][nigel]
lives in a frigid basement with [Albert]
couldn’t solve the murder of [Mrs. Maggie]
Paid fifty thousand dollars for a video of
Stole vital organs from *ER
Is never gonna give you up [Sir Knight]]
Wish[es] they could be with
Isn’t/aren’t

Add new things here, please.

Endings[]

Endings are, well, endings.

and I'd like to threaten you so hard![Ms.maggie]
Сукин сын!(son of a bitch)*grisha
Are you trying to be heroic now?![lo wang]
and go wear a metal pot as your hat! [Mr. Shufflebottom]
and you can't even go in a high-speed train! [Albert] *Train Compartment
and I hope your briefcase doesn't have excess of objects! *Train Compartment
and you look like your full luggage!*train compartment [nigel]
So leave me fucking alone! *serious sam
holy fucking shit that you're so dead!*serious sam[Ms.maggie]
so control your stupid temper! [Serious sam]
you motherfucking asshole!
And i hope you get eaten by piranhas!*to the lake[ms.maggie]
and go drink bleach, you dumbass!
and go get yourself new clothes! [Mr. Shufflebottom]
And another thing:you're a ugly fat boy![nigel]
and i hope you get ate by a dragon!*lo wang [ms.maggie]
and you will suffer with me!
and go fuck yourself!
and i'll kick your ass! *serious sam *m.shufflebottom
and wear something elegant, dickhead! [Mr. Shufflebottom]
Shithead!
and get raised by real parents! [Father]
and let's not forget that you're a pig! [Nigel H.]
And that's why you're a bitch!
and I wish you get sucked into a black hole!
you fatty chickenshit dumbass! [Nigel H.]
you fat-whaled piece of shit! [Nigel H.]
now drink until you're drunken! *Grisha
thank you,now fuck off!
and you are not in the good family!
Knucklehead!*Ms maggie [lo wang] [nigel]
and I hope you perish for good! [Mrs. Maggie]
now eat a dick!
Fuckhead!
and go to trashland!
you stupid garbage!
Weak puny waste of shit![lo wang]
Motherfucker![the father]
and I should mention that your belly looks like a huge full bag of chips! [Nigel H.]
and go get an anvil dropping on you!* Sir knight
and you can't even take things seriously! [Serious Sam]
and did i also mention that you look like a buffalo?! [Nigel H.]
it's a common fact that anyone can know![serious sam][lovecraft]
Gosh, you don't even know how to offend me the right way!
because I say so!
And you're dead! [Mrs Maggie]
And the mist monsters are coming for you! *H. P. Lovecraft
Now be quiet!*H. P. Lovecraft,
And you should kill yourself! [Mrs Maggie]
Can you shut up about that now?!
You big fat jelly wobbly fat bastard! [Nigel H.]
just like you!
diagnosis,you suck!*E.R
and the football and basket and baseball are better than your kung foo! [Lo Wang]
and go back to the sea you came from, you fat whale! [Nigel]
You ching chong motherfucker *m.shufflebottom (lo wang]
and nobody loves you, bonehead!
you fucking mindless bastard! *Mr. Shufflebottom
and you look like Peter Griffin, dude! [Nigel H.] [Sir Knight]
you wanker! *Mr. Shufflebottom[the postal dude]
fatso! [Nigel H]
Ipso facto, you just suck!
Now, get shut down so I can hack you! [Sir knight]
Get rekt, bitch! [Sir Knight]
Need i say more?
and my insult is bigger!
and honestly, your minigun looks like a Nerf toy! [Serious Sam]
Overall, you're weak[lo wang]
But that insult is too good for you!
You bozo!
And You’re so dead now![ms.maggie]
And it can stay that way for quite some time or an eternity!
So that's why there's only you here!
You fat fuck![nigel]
Idiot! *Shufflebottom
Twat!*Shufflebottom
And you lost The Space Race!*Grisha
I'll Kill you but you're not worth the gun! *Postal Dude [Ms.maggie]
your life means nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should K.Y.S. NOW!!! [Ms maggie] *Postal Dude
you can run,but you c'ant hide*the postal dude
And i wanna eat you!*nigel
Is it offensive enough?!
so go back to your mom's pussy![the father]
you should know that, dumbass!
And stop frowning now!! [Serious Sam][nigel]
Go lose weight![nigel]
You ugly fat stupid pig![nigel]
and go watch transformers![Sir knight]
why on god you exist!
Nice hustles tons a fun, next time eat a salad! [Nigel]
and DIE! [Ms maggie]
eat your own poop, fat baby![nigel]*Ms maggie
You piece of dogshit! *serious sam
And...you are poop! *Ms maggie
and I hope i have a gun, and then, shoot you! *the postal dude [ms maggie]
and i hate you! *the father
Fatass son of a bitch! [Nigel]
Burn in hell! *the father [the postal dude]
liar! [The postal dude]
Oh what! You're gonna cry!?
bastard!
now, get the fuck out, stupid!
and im the gigachad and you're the freakin' mid ass loser!
Anything else? You horseshit!
i like how offended you are now!
and i c'ant take it!*serious sam
and im tired of you!*serious sam
And this is not enough!*serious sam
trashbag![nigel]
you r-----ed fat monkey! [Nigel]
And i believe that you're a drunken asshole!
and i hope you get eaten by a shark![ms maggie]
and i hope you die in a fire![ms maggie]
and i hope you die in a car crash![ms maggie]
And i hope you get drowned![ms maggie]
and i hope you get abducted! *serious sam
You mutant! [Nigel]
obese asshole![nigel]
f-----! *serious sam [the postal dude][lo wang]
and you should admit that you're adopted! *the postal dude [Lo wang] [the father]
You fat gorilla![nigel]
now, get a therapist, r-----! *ER
Now, get out or i'll punch you really, really strong! *the postal dude *Grisha[lo wang]
And introduce the biggest worse thing...you're r-----ed!
you creep![the postal dude][nigel]
Not so though now,are ya?![lo wang]
And...there's nothing...why...because there's you!
and i wish i'd throw you like my broken tv!*the postal dude [Sir knight][ms maggie]
and im telling the pilot you need to be kicked out!*train compartment
You thought you were hot,guess what? you're not![nigel]
and i'll put you in a farm,like a pig![nigel]
you virgin piece of shit!*m.shufflebottom [the postal dude][nigel]
now go away or i will taunt you a second time!
and i'll piss on your tomb!*the postal dude[ms maggie]
and you'd know that if you read the patch notes! (Sir Knight)
and that's putting it lightly!
fuckdammit!*serious sam
cope and seethe!
and you know I’m right! I’m always right!
so trust me, you’re not that guy!
and my final thought… you suck!
need I say more again?
How stupid are you!
and this is my final warning before my temper!*serious sam
Bla bla bla!*m.shufflebottom
and i wish i could teleport you in hell![the postal dude][lovecraft]*the father
and i wish your face becomes like a mashed potato!*the postal dude[ms.maggie]
watch out or it'll be too disturbing for you to hear another line!*the postal dude[ms.maggie][lo wang]
take that,bitch!
And you’re wrong!

And... i guess that's all i got for you. Be sure to edit this page and give me your best insults!