Characters[]
As of the latest update, there are a total of eleven playable characters in the game.
| Appearance | Unlock on... | Name | Weakness | Advice |
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Unlocked at the start | Mr J. Shufflebottom | Style is not something to take lightly.
(Style) |
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Unlocked at the start | Mrs Maggie | My days are numbered.
(Age and death) |
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Unlocked when you beat the tournament with two different characters | Grisha |
I left my meager past for Matechka Rossiya! (Russia and Origin) |
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Unlocked at the start | Sir Knight | I can not keep up with modern times...
(Modern world) |
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Unlocked when you finish a tournament | Nigel H. | I wish I was slim and handsome again.
(Size and appearance) |
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Unlocked when you beat the tournament with five different characters | Father |
Thou shalt not blaspheme against The Family! (Family issues) |
Met at the end of tournament; Has 150% (105) HP. |
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Unlocked when you beat the tournament without losing once. | Lo Wang |
My only weakness is being weak! (Weakness) |
A cheat for this character is to quickly exit the game when you are about the lose. |
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Unlocked when you win three multiplayer matches. (No need to be online) | Serious Sam |
Let's not be too serious. (Too serious) |
Added in version 1.05 (11/11/2016) |
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Unlocked at the start. | Albert |
Tell me son, how do you earn for living? (Wealth and poverty) |
Added in version 1.07 (16/1/17) |
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Unlocked at the start. | H. P. Lovecraft |
Terrifying vistas of reality. (Reality) |
Added in version 1.08* (8/3/17) |
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Unlocked when you win a multiplayer match after completing tournament mode with every other character, or win 7 online games. | The Postal Dude |
Bless me father, for I have sinned. (Sins) |
Added in version 1.09 (25/7/17) Sometimes you might unlock this character out of nowhere. |
Conflict Scenarios[]
| Scenario Icon | Name | Unlock on... | Notes |
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Pet Shop | Unlocked
at the start |
The first scenario in the tournament. |
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Train Compartment | Unlocked
at the start |
The third scenario in the tournament. |
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By The Lake | Unlocked
at the start |
The second scenario in the tournament. |
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ER | Unlocked when you finish the tournament with three different characters. | The fourth scenario in the tournament. |
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The Afterlife | Unlocked when you finish the tournament with Father. | The fifth scenario in the tournament. Father will always be your final opponent. |
