Characters Edit

As of the latest update, there are a total of eleven playable characters in the game.

Appearance Unlock on... Name Weakness Advice
Unlocked at the start Mr J. Shufflebottom Style is not something to take lightly.


Unlocked at the start Mrs Maggie My days are numbered.

(Age and death)

Unlocked when you beat the tournament with two different characters Grisha

I left my meager past for Matechka Rossiya!

(Russia and Origin)

Unlocked at the start Sir Knight I can not keep up with modern times...

(Modern world)

Nigel H.
Unlocked when you finish a tournament Nigel H. I wish I was slim and handsome again.

(Size and appearance)

Unlocked when you beat the tournament with five different characters Father

Thou shalt not blaspheme against The Family!

(Family issues)

Met at the end of tournament; Has 150% (105) HP.
Lo Wang
Unlocked when you beat the tournament without losing once. Lo Wang

My only weakness is being weak!


A cheat for this character is to quickly exit the game when you are about the lose.
Serious Sam
Unlocked when you win three multiplayer matches. (No need to be online) Serious Sam

Let's not be too serious.

(Too serious)

Added in version 1.05


Unlocked at the start. Albert

Tell me son, how do you earn for living?

(Wealth and poverty)

Added in version 1.07


H. P. Lovecraft
Unlocked at the start. H. P. Lovecraft

Terrifying vistas of reality.


Added in version 1.08*


Postal Dude
Unlocked when you win an multiplayer match after completing tournament mode with every other character, or win 4 online games. The Postal Dude

Bless me father, for I have sinned.


Added in version 1.09


Sometimes you might unlock this character out of nowhere.

Conflict Scenarios Edit

Scenario Icon Name Unlock on... Notes
Pet Shop Unlocked

at the start

The first scenario in the tournament.
Train Compartment Unlocked

at the start

The third scenario in the tournament.
By The Lake Unlocked

at the start

The second scenario in the tournament.
ER Unlocked when you finish the tournament with three different characters. The fourth scenario in the tournament.
The Afterlife
The Afterlife Unlocked when you finish the tournament with Father. The fifth scenario in the tournament. Father will always be your final opponent.