Albert

Albert is an unlockable character in the game. He was once an unused character, but was added on 16-1-2017.

Bio
Albert gained his trade experience on the streets of London and has not yet found a get-rich-quick scheme that he couldn't make work for him. A truly self-made man, he rose from being a shady local shop owner in Hackney to a well-known and well-respected businessman in the City. He can see immediately if a deal is a steal, and if you need to sort the buyers from the spyers he's your man. But you can trick him if you bring up his red nose when you do that he will do anything for you.

Weakness
Albert does not like to talk about wealth and poverty, and is offended by terms such as:
 * A cheap suit
 * Homeless man's socks
 * Your house
 * Your Kettle
 * Made a poor deal with
 * Cannot buy a Stairway to Heaven
 * Doesn't own a colour telly
 * [Is/Are] an uneducated nincompoop
 * [Is/Are] worthless
 * Wear(s) second hand clothes
 * Like a minging peasant!
 * You commoner!
 * You posh fopdoodle!
 * You son of a washerwoman!

Unique Phrases

 * The Cozzers (British slang for cops)
 * Your Kettle
 * Your pimply arse
 * [Is/Are] racist
 * Ate Yul Brynner with
 * Give(s) a butcher's hook at
 * Made a poor deal with
 * Send(s) you warmest pots and dishes
 * Used to steal from orphans
 * And stop being a berk!
 * And that's a load of bollocks!
 * And that's racist!
 * Innit?! (British slang for "Isn't it?")
 * Or is it about the way I talk?!
 * You ginger!

Trivia
Albert is weak to "made a poor deal with", even though his bio says he can see if a deal is a steal or not.

Albert is weak to two of his phrases "Your kettle" and "Made a poor deal with".

Albert has the same voice actor as Sir Knight and Mrs Maggie.