All of the words in Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator

This is a list of all words in ''Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator'', sorted by word category. Characters who are weak to the phrases below are placed in square brackets [ ]. Character specific phrases will be marked with a * along with the name of that character. Stage specific phrases will also be marked with a * along with the stage they are in.

Nouns

 * a bucket of vomit *Nigel H.
 * a cheap suit [Shufflebottom, Albert]
 * a cheese shop
 * a cider-drinking chav *Shufflebottom
 * a cold pasty *Nigel H.
 * a cold sausage without mustard *Nigel H.
 * a cream-faced loon *Sir Knight
 * a dead parrot * Pet Shop
 * a demon's asshole *Lo Wang
 * a duck hunter *By The Lake
 * a frightened schoolboy [Lo Wang]
 * a grunting sow [Nigel H.]
 * a half-eaten crumpet *Nigel H.
 * a hamster
 * a horny little bunny [Postal Dude] *Lo Wang
 * a lazy old codger *Shufflebottom
 * a lumberjack
 * a muppet
 * a piece of battered cod *Nigel H.
 * a platypus
 * a public loo


 * a red-arsed baboon
 * a ruttish fishmonger *Sir Knight
 * a strange woman lying in a pond
 * all of those animals *Pet Shop
 * an alien hamburger *Serious Sam
 * an English pig dog [Nigel H.]
 * angry mob
 * an ordinary pigsty [H. P. Lovecraft]
 * Dagon *H. P. Lovecraft
 * defenseless young men [Lo Wang] *Mrs Maggie
 * elderberries
 * fish 'n' chips *Nigel H.
 * homeless man's socks [Shufflebottom, Albert]
 * kebab made of your mother *Postal Dude
 * Krotchy The Giant Scrotum *Postal Dude
 * Louisiana swamp-priests [Postal Dude] * H. P. Lovecraft
 * Satan [Postal Dude]
 * some bloody minger
 * some dirty rag
 * some dog
 * someone insane
 * spam
 * Stalin's jockstrap [Grisha]
 * that Thing on your doorstep *H. P. Lovecraft
 * the African swallow
 * the afterlife *The Afterlife
 * the communists [Grisha, Serious Sam]
 * the Cozzers *Albert
 * the Deep Ones *H. P. Lovecraft
 * the Hell's Grannies gang [Postal Dude] *Mrs Maggie
 * the Meaning of Life [H. P. Lovecraft, Serious Sam] *The Afterlife
 * the Nazis [Serious Sam]
 * the Queen [Serious Sam]
 * the Royal Family [Serious Sam]
 * the thing you had for lunch [H. P. Lovecraft] *Nigel H.
 * this bloody pet shop *Pet Shop
 * this conversation [ H. P. Lovecraft ]
 * this lake *By The Lake
 * this liver *ER
 * this parrot *Pet Shop
 * this place
 * this poor man *By The Lake
 * this train *Train Compartmemt
 * vodka *Grisha
 * you


 * your beloved auntie [Father]
 * your country [Grisha]
 * your cousin's car
 * your face [Nigel H.]
 * your father [Father]
 * your favourite Bond actor
 * your hat [Shufflebottom]
 * your house [Albert]
 * your hovercraft
 * your husband [Father]
 * your Kettle *Albert
 * your liver *ER
 * your math teacher
 * your mother [Father]
 * your pimply arse [H. P. Lovecraft] *Albert
 * your seat *Train Compartment
 * your sense of style [Shufflrebottom]
 * your sister [Father]
 * your sins [Postal Dude] *The Afterlife
 * your son [Father]
 * your wife [Father]

Verbs

 * [is/are]
 * [is/are] afraid of my minigun [Lo Wang] *Serious Sam
 * [is/are] an ill-nurtured whey face [Lo Wang, Nigel H.] *Sir Knight
 * [is/are] an old bugger [Mrs Maggie]
 * [is/are] an organ in your abdomen [H. P. Lovecraft] *ER
 * [is/are] deceased [Mrs Maggie, Serious Sam]
 * [is/are] dull and ugly [Nigel H.]
 * [is/are] feeling a little psychotic this morning  [Lo Wang] *Postal Dude
 * [is/are] full of eels
 * [is/are] getting fat [Nigel H.]
 * [is/are] gonna burst with piss *Postal Dude
 * [is/are] interested in photography
 * [is/are] minging *Shufflebottom
 * [is/are] no more [Mrs Maggie]
 * [is/are] not a part of Europe [Grisha]
 * [is/are] not interesting [H. P. Lovecraft]
 * [is/are] not migratory
 * [is/are] not my creation *Father
 * [is/are] not Serious *Serious Sam
 * [is/are] old [Mrs Maggie]
 * [is/are] racist [H. P. Lovecraft, Serious Sam] *Albert
 * [is/are] rather plain
 * [is/are] rude
 * [is/are] scratched
 * [is/are] silly
 * [is/are] sinful [Postal Dude] *Father
 * [is/are] stone dead [Mrs Maggie]
 * [is/are] very naughty
 * [is/are] vile
 * [is/are] where you can sit *Train Compartment
 * [is/are] worthless [Albert, Lo Wang]
 * [was/were] born in [Grisha]
 * [was/were] burnt like a witch [Postal Dude]
 * [was/were] defeated by [Lo Wang]
 * [was/were] in jail
 * [was/were] owned by [Lo Wang] *Serious Sam
 * [was/were] teabagged by [Lo Wang] *Serious Sam
 * [has/have] a steaming romp with [Postal Dude]
 * [has/have] an unsightly face [Nigel H.]
 * [has/have] bad breath [H. P. Lovecraft]
 * [has/have] bum cancer [H. P. Lovecraft]
 * [has/have] no life experience [Lo Wang] *Mrs Maggie
 * [has/have] not finished puberty [H. P. Lovecraft] *Mrs Maggie
 * [has/have] not so much brain as ear wax *Sir Knight
 * [has/have] only local multiplayer [Sir Knight]
 * [has/have] tiny feet
 * [has/have] worse hair than [Shufflebottom]
 * act(s) like
 * admire(s) pictures of
 * ate Yul Brynner with *Albert
 * belong(s) in one of those cages *Pet Shop
 * bother(s) me
 * bring(s) insults to a sword fight
 * can be found in Pokémon GO [Sir Knight]
 * can lick my lead *Serious Sam
 * can not buy a Stairway to Heaven [Albert] *Father
 * can't dance
 * can't exercise because of [Nigel H.]
 * can't hold liquor [H. P. Lovecraft] *Grisha
 * can't tie a tie [Shufflebottom]
 * change(s) into
 * dance(s) like
 * died because of *The Afterlife
 * do(es)n't like
 * do(es)n't own a colour telly [Sir Knight, Albert]
 * donated organs for *ER
 * drunk with *Grisha
 * eat(s) only non-gluten lembas *Nigel H.
 * enjoyed Batman v Superman [Sir Knight]
 * fart(s) in your general direction
 * farted on
 * found a new application for a cat's butt *Postal Dude
 * give(s) a butcher's hook at *Albert
 * go(es) around murdering people *By the Lake
 * had too much of Fungi from Yuggoth *H. P. Lovecraft
 * hide(s) in this shrubbery *By the Lake
 * like(s) running with scissors *Postal Dude
 * like(s) to flash in the park
 * look(s) like
 * look(s) like a sad lemur [Nigel H.]
 * made a poor deal with [Albert] *Albert
 * make(s) fun of the Pope [Serious Sam]
 * make(s) me sick
 * move(s) like a pregnant yak *Lo Wang
 * must be fun at parties
 * need(s) a liver transplant [Serious Sam] *ER
 * never heard the Call of Cthulhu *H. P. Lovecraft
 * never partied in Moscow [Grisha] *Grisha
 * never watched Star Wars [Sir Knight]
 * pissed on [Postal Dude] *Postal Dude
 * play(s) hidden object games [Sir Knight]
 * pre-ordered No Man's Sky [Sir Knight]
 * probably murdered [Postal Dude] *By The Lake
 * poses nude for
 * put(s) on granny's clothing [Shufflebottom]
 * read(s) Necronomicon with *H. P. Lovecraft
 * secretly adore(s)
 * send(s) you warmest pots and dishes *Albert
 * signed my petition [H. P. Lovecraft] *Postal Dude
 * sit(s) next to
 * smell(s) of
 * stalked
 * still use(s) Windows Vista [Sir Knight]
 * suck(s) at Overwatch [Sir Knight, Lo Wang]
 * support(s)
 * swallowed a chewing gum
 * talk(s) to strangers
 * taste(s) like
 * tell(s) dirty jokes at funerals [Mrs Maggie, Serious Sam] *Postal Dude
 * used to steal from orphans *Albert


 * vomit(s) after drinking vodka *Grisha


 * walk(s) silly
 * want(s) some Wang *Lo Wang
 * wanted to be
 * wear(s) second-hand clothes [Shufflebottom, Albert]
 * went to the Mountain of Madness with *H. P. Lovecraft
 * will always be alone [Nigel H., H. P. Lovecraft]
 * will be chopped to bits [Lo Wang] *Lo Wang
 * will be damned for eternity [Postal Dude] *Father
 * will disembowel [Postal Dude] *Postal Dude
 * will murder for a seat reservation *Train Compartment
 * will reincarnate as a pigeon *The Afterlife
 * will soon kick the bucket [Mrs Maggie]
 * worked with

Endings

 * mate/honey!
 * mister/ma'am!
 * sir/lady!
 * and everybody knows that!
 * and I damn you! *Father
 * and I don't love you! *Father
 * and I have proof!
 * and I'm Serious! *Serious Sam
 * and it's scientifically proven!
 * and now let me finish the rites! *H. P. Lovecraft
 * and piss off!
 * and stop being a berk! *Albert
 * and that's a load of bollocks! *Albert
 * and that's racist! *Albert [H. P. Lovecraft, Serious Sam]
 * and the Dead One still dreams in R'lyeh! *H. P. Lovecraft
 * and you can't deny it!
 * and you know it's true!
 * because I don't exist! [H. P. Lovecraft] *Father
 * because you are a spoiled brat! *Mrs Maggie
 * cockwomble! *Shufflebottom
 * I bet!
 * innit?! *Albert
 * и я знаю, что ты шпион! (i ya znayu, chto ty shpion! ; and I know you're a spy!) *Grisha
 * just call me Doctor Euthanasia! [Mrs Maggie] *Postal Dude
 * like a minging peasant! [Albert, Grisha]
 * now put a sock in it! *Serious Sam
 * nudge nudge!
 * oh God, who writes this stuff?! *Serious Sam
 * or is it about the way I talk?! *Albert
 * pardon my French!
 * says the fortune cookie! *Lo Wang
 * so go back to your seat! *Train Compartment
 * so, you know, well, innit, eh?! *Mrs Maggie
 * товарищ! (tovarishch! ; friend!/comrade!) *Grisha
 * which is an ancient Chinese secret! *Lo Wang
 * which makes me stiff! *Lo Wang
 * which might cause death!
 * which seemed intuitive in design docs! *Postal Dude
 * which will make you die or go insane! *H. P. Lovecraft
 * yeah baby! *Serious Sam
 * you [son/daughter] of a washerwoman!
 * you cheeky bastard! *Shufflebottom
 * you cheeky bint! *Shufflebottom
 * you commoner! [Albert, Grisha]
 * you cross-eyed, inbred muckspout! *Sir Knight
 * you dickbag! *Lo Wang
 * you ginger! [Grisha] *Albert
 * you inbred twit!
 * you lying git!
 * you numpty! *Shufflebottom
 * you pillock! *Shufflebotttom
 * you pitiful mortal! [H. P. Lovecraft] *Father
 * you posh fopdoodle! *Shufflebottom [Albert]
 * you tottering fool-born hedge-pig! *Sir Knight
 * young man! *Mrs Maggie