Talk:Pet Shop/@comment-30804797-20181204101007

Gather around the comments, for I have a story. A story of murder, tea and dirty mouths:

Once upon a time, Interlocutor 1 bought a parrot from the shopkeeper, Interlocutor 2, which then "died"  after a few days (it was actually just resting), so he/she brought it back to complain, demanding a new parrot. But Interlocutor 2 wasn't convinced, so the insults ensued, but Interlocutor 1 won and recieved his/her new parrot.

Continued in By The Lake.