Achievements

Achievements
...are a part of gameplay. They are unlocked by accomplishing tasks in Oh Sir: The Insult Simulator.

Achievements Involving Phrases
These achievements involve using certain phrases in your insults.
 * Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook (Your hovercraft is full of eels!)
 * Sparking Controversy (Your son died because of your sins.)
 * The B Word (Your country is not a part of Europe.)
 * What are you doing in England? (Your mother was a hamster.)
 * How do you do, Fellow Kids? (You still use Windows Vista and never watched Star Wars)
 * Classic (Your mother is your father)
 * No, you are! (You are silly, and everybody knows that!)
 * Say No More (Your wife is interested in photography, nudge nudge!)

Other Achievements
These achievements are gained without using phrases.
 * Number Of The Beast (mention Satan 66 times)
 * It Gets Boring After An Hour (Win 100 duels)
 * M-M-Monster Insult! (Score 50 points or higher in a duel)
 * I Know Insults! (Play the tutorial)
 * Mic Drop (Win an argument)
 * Learn The Meaning Of Life (Beat the Tournament for the first time.)
 * It's Getting Crowded (Unlock two extra characters)
 * Don't Tell A Soul (Unlock a secret character)