Fandom's Custom Insults

Introduction to the Fandom-Insults page
This is a page created by the FANDOM, Any of the content that is in here is not used in the game, They are not even unused things.

There are loads of insults in the game, and some are rude (actual rude words, not the +15 score thing.) while others don't make any sense (EX: Your house smells like your father!). Therefore, the game teaches you to be RUDE. But...Sometimes, people want to insult others the way that they want, So that's why i created this page.

(You may edit this page if you want to add more insults.)

The insults
So here we are, the insults page, I will show you some insults that we COULD use if we want custom insults.

As the original page said, characters who are weak to these phrases will be put in square brackets [ ] and character/stage specific phrases will be marked with a * along with the name of the character/stage.

Subjects/Nouns
A subject/noun is, well, the person/thing that your insult is targeting.

There might be a few (Or a lot) in here, so take your time.
 * a Jackbox gamer [Sir Knight]
 * an angry kitten *pet shop
 * some nude girls
 * your tablet
 * a skater
 * Adolf Hitler [The Postal Dude] [Serious Sam]
 * Virtues [H. P. Lovecraft]
 * your burnt car
 * your wallet without coins [Albert]
 * some ableist
 * your favorite ice cream flavor
 * your bigotry [The Postal Dude]
 * your terms of service
 * your profanity [The Postal Dude]
 * a foolish pedophile [The Postal Dude]
 * a rapist [The Postal Dude]
 * a necrophiliac [The Postal Dude]
 * a damn paraphiliac [The Postal Dude]
 * your photography teacher
 * some ninjas *Lo Wang
 * some homophobic [The Postal Dude]
 * some heterophobic [The Postal Dude]
 * a chinese cat [Lo Wang]
 * your red wine
 * your employees
 * your Principal
 * your stomachache *ER
 * your toxicity [The Postal Dude]
 * a drunken fat man [Nigel H.]
 * a dictactor
 * your toilet
 * The scared children [Lo Wang]
 * A red dragon
 * A coward [Lo Wang]
 * A dumb nerd
 * a dumbass trucker
 * a dead corpse [Mrs. Maggie]
 * Soldiers
 * a sick patient *ER
 * A fruit stand owner
 * A robot
 * A rude person
 * An enraged grumpy dwarf
 * A jockstrap bully
 * A wealthless kid [Albert]
 * A dark ghost [H. P. Lovecraft]
 * Some jerky pirate
 * Some Reddit user
 * Your foul-mouthing behavior
 * Your Instagram photos
 * Your T-shirt [Shufflebottom]
 * Your mouthful microphone
 * Your disgusting nudity
 * Everyone watching your livestream
 * Your philosophy test results
 * Your channel
 * Your Anti-COVID mask *ER
 * World War [The Postal Dude]
 * Your retroselfie
 * Your homework
 * A scaredy cat [Lo Wang] *Pet Shop
 * Your forged katana [Lo Wang]
 * Your stupid smile
 * Your frowny eyebrows
 * Your dirty sleeveless shirt [Shufflebottom]
 * The Powerful Sauron [The Postal Dude]
 * Your stinky boots [Shufflebottom]
 * Your gaming mouse [Sir Knight]
 * Your gaming laptop [Sir Knight]
 * Your glasses [Shufflebottom]
 * Your expired milkshake
 * A wafer-thin mint
 * A bucket full of dead bugs
 * A bucket of curly fries
 * A bucket of KFC
 * A drunken princess [Sir Knight]
 * A stormtrooper [Sir Knight]
 * a messed up necktie knot [Mr. Shufflebottom]
 * a freaking handicapped
 * That dirty delinquent
 * A slightly burnt hat [Mr. Shufflebottom]
 * Your coins
 * A Twitch streamer
 * a bunch of already used napkins
 * Your broken bones *ER
 * This emergency breather *ER
 * a canadian
 * an ignorant outlaw
 * Your grandpa [Father]
 * those guardian butts *Afterlife
 * your fan
 * your butt
 * A political guard
 * your baby [Father]
 * Your Twitch Chat Rules
 * a McDonald's plastic vase
 * your luggage *Train Compartment
 * your rusty padlock
 * your unauthorized clickbait
 * your spamming
 * your ranting
 * your lungs *ER
 * your broken grave [lake]
 * an obese cat [Nigel H] *Pet Shop
 * Donald Trump
 * a bold eagle *Pet Shop
 * We Three Kings of Orient *Father
 * This bloody dolt behind the keyboard
 * Comrade Andropov's Power Cord [Grisha] *ER
 * Heironymous Bosch
 * Blue Suede Shoes [Shufflebottom]
 * One of the Spice Girls
 * John Henry
 * The MAD Magazine Kid
 * Something quite phallic
 * The TGV [Sir Knight]
 * Detroit [Albert]
 * John F. Kennedy
 * A half-smashed avocado *Nigel H.
 * A Crown-of-Thorns Starfish
 * Numbers Stations
 * The Oxford Web-Connected Dictionary
 * The IRS [Albert]
 * Homer Simpson
 * The Prince of Nigeria
 * E. Coli
 * The SS Princess Alice
 * The Boer War
 * Lawn darts
 * Rasputin [Grisha]
 * A Rabid Skunk
 * The Bourgeoisie *Grisha
 * A Sauna
 * The New York Stock Exchange
 * A Decomposed Basking Shark
 * The Great Composer Beethoven
 * The Monopoly Thimble
 * ACME Enterprises [Sir Knight]
 * Greensleeves
 * A dumb hater
 * An offensive racist [Serious Sam] *Albert
 * A Submarine's Toilet
 * A Kevin The Carrot Advent Calendar
 * A Decomissioned Aircraft Carrier
 * Somebody Else's Insult
 * The Heat Death of the Universe [Serious Sam] *H.P. Lovecraft
 * The Evilstick *H.P. Lovecraft
 * The Death Star [Sir Knight]
 * The French
 * Edumnd Ironside
 * Your Mouldy Merkin [Shufflebottom]
 * Your shit-posts
 * Karen from Finance
 * Nikola Tesla [Grisha]
 * The Tiananmen Square Massacre [Serious Sam, Lo Wang]
 * The Quakers
 * The Triplex Locomotive
 * Q-Whitehall
 * "Triangle" on BBC 1
 * An R2-D2 Pizza Cutter
 * A Jedi [Sir Knight]
 * Your Shakespearian books *Sir Knight

Verbs
These are the ACTUAL insults, the ones where you use to talk bad about the subject/noun.
 * was a dunce
 * seduces more than
 * reported your channel because of
 * is/are terrorizing a lot of homeless [The Postal Dude]
 * was/were pushed into a locker by [Lo Wang]
 * is a Level 1 enemy/are Level 1 enemies [Lo Wang]
 * is/are your source of information
 * eat(s) too many chilis and jalapeños
 * paid poorly to [Albert]
 * is/are not in this game [Sir Knight]
 * got a F on Science because of
 * got demonetized recently *H. P. Lovecraft
 * scared people away
 * get(s) a copyright strike because of
 * get(s) blocked of your channel because of
 * is/are full of shit
 * treats everybody like outmoded [Sir Knight]
 * fucks every person because of
 * watches Playkids *The Postal Dude
 * cyberbullies trusted users
 * chop(s) his/her/its/your hands
 * roared all the villagers [Sir Knight]
 * shooted spaceships [Sir Knight]
 * locked a child on the basement [The Postal Dude]
 * only watched Men In Black franchise [Sir Knight]
 * has/have been doxing
 * steals YouTube videos from
 * plagiarizes a work made by
 * get(s) cremated after his/her/its/your death [Mrs. Maggie]
 * is a dick to every person
 * bigoted a lot of people because of [The Postal Dude]
 * antagonized a lot of players because of
 * rants and raves in every place
 * unsubscribe(s) because of
 * clickbaits a lot of web pages
 * lost everything of value at the casino
 * never threw trash into a trash can
 * says left instead of right
 * says right instead of left
 * vandalizes a lot of pages
 * rapes a lot of kiddies [The Postal Dude]
 * broke the rules of
 * only wears/wear a pan as a hat [Shufflebottom]
 * smells really bad
 * trolls in every stream
 * misses in every shooting game [Sir Knight]
 * is/are succumbed into supernatural madness *H. P. Lovecraft
 * can be playable in League of Legends [Sir Knight]
 * was/were expelled from high school
 * don't/doesn't use new outfits [Shufflebottom]
 * watch(es) porn videos from
 * is recently banned from
 * is/are against the LGBTQIA+ Community
 * got a timeout because of
 * never enjoyed Monster High [Sir Knight] *H. P. Lovecraft
 * is a mischievous prefect
 * hates everybody on
 * causes a lot of mischief for
 * never supported BLM *Albert
 * never won a single match in Fall Guys [Sir Knight]
 * cannot even afford financial products [Albert]
 * uses a Cheat Sheet
 * gets/get his/her/its/your unban request denied
 * writes in comic sans
 * Fell off the balcony
 * Rejects vaccines
 * was infected by COVID-19 because of *ER
 * Belives Earth is flat
 * post(s) NSFW content in a SFW livestream
 * Isn't aware of the fourth wall
 * learns any kind of hate speech from [Grisha]
 * writes boring Quiplash prompts [Sir Knight]
 * is/are getting a stroke [Ms. Maggie] *ER
 * is a hacker [Grisha]
 * hang(s) themselves/himself/herself/itself/yourself
 * cheated with
 * made insufficient money to pay [Albert]
 * wears a diaper
 * don't/doesn't get donation from [Albert]
 * watch youtube kids
 * is a Fortnite zombie
 * can't even get an upgrade from [Albert]
 * kills every victim on your place [The Postal Dude]
 * is/are bald
 * is/are a grumpy neighbour
 * copies/copy an exam's answers from
 * sucked at Apex Legends [Sir Knight]
 * bullied aggressively
 * watch(es) Chilean TV shows with
 * didn't wash his/her/its/your teeth
 * is/are a horrible singer
 * cannot even play Trivia Murder Party [Sir Knight]
 * is/are garbage
 * is/are suffering from leukemia because of [Mrs. Maggie] *ER
 * can't do a single fart or burp
 * is/are bad at VALORANT [Sir Knight]
 * recorded a nature documentary with *Sir Knight
 * aren't even on the cover of this game
 * doesn't have/don't have the mania to do the Polka from Pennsylvania
 * sent a commision to
 * is/are swearing unnecessarily in a family-friendly stream
 * killed a gorilla and stole his face [Nigel]
 * thinks Groucho Marx is
 * foul-mouths everybody because of
 * is/are a glob of snot
 * bores me *Father
 * slightly resemble/resembles
 * types/type YouTube toxic comments on
 * moved house to
 * thinks/think it should be called "Hetero Sapiens"
 * e-mailed death threats to [Serious Sam]
 * has no bananas today *Mrs Maggie
 * will be the final casualty of [Mrs Maggie]
 * is the precise opposite defenition of callipygian [Nigel H]
 * shares a different phylum from *Sir Knight
 * held an armed standoff against
 * throws dynamite at
 * is/are an evolutionary dead end *Sir Knight
 * invented
 * got married to [Father]
 * can't do the Charleston Crazy Legs
 * has/have a physics gun permanently affixed to
 * was/were not in Smash Bros [Sir Knight]
 * goes around poisoning pigeons in the park *By The Lake
 * is/are the basis of many rude jokes
 * terminates users' accounts
 * goes around shooting squirrels in shrubs *By The Lake
 * leaves/leave youtube on auto-play [Sir Knight]
 * can't traverse the internet without giving your life savings to [Sir Knight]
 * got tetanus from *ER
 * caused a recession because of
 * flaps their/your mouth around like
 * is in advanced stages of decomposition [Mrs Maggie]
 * is/are trying to reach me about the extended warranty for
 * can't pronounce the word "Derailed" *Train Compartment
 * was stabbed in the backside when trying to use
 * exchanged Pepsi for [Grisha]
 * got Herpes from [Postal Dude]
 * does not pay taxes [Albert]
 * buys NFTs [Sir Knight, Shufflebottom, Postal Dude, Albert]
 * has worse furniture than [Shufflebottom]
 * still uses "Gay" as an insult

Add new things here, please.

Endings
Endings are, well, endings.
 * and I'd like to threaten you so hard!
 * and go wear a metal pot as your hat! [Mr. Shufflebottom]
 * and you can't even buy a high-speed train! [Albert] *Train Compartment
 * and I hope your briefcase doesn't have excess of objects *Train Compartment
 * so control your stupid temper!
 * you motherfucking asshat!
 * and go fuck yourself!
 * and let's not forget that you're a fat nobody! [Nigel H.]
 * and I wish you get sucked into a black hole!
 * you fatty chickenshit dumbass! [Nigel H.]
 * you fat-whaled piece of shit! [Nigel H.]
 * now drink until you're drunken! *Grisha
 * and you are not family!
 * and I hope you perish for good! [Mrs. Maggie]
 * and go to trashland!
 * you, stupid hot garbage!
 * and I should mention that your belly looks like a full bag of peanuts! [Nigel H.]
 * and get an anvil dropping on you! [Sir Knight]
 * and will you be my baby girl for God's sake?!
 * and you can't even take things seriously! [Serious Sam]
 * and did i also mention that your face looks like my drawer?! [Nigel H.]
 * it's a common fact that anyone can know!
 * and that there is just SOME of the secrets you possess!
 * Gosh, you don't even know how to offend me the right way!
 * because I say so!
 * and get turned into stone by Medusa! *H. P. Lovecraft
 * and go back to studying demonology! *H. P. Lovecraft
 * Now go to your execution and get punished! *The Postal Dude
 * And you're over! [Mrs Maggie]
 * And turn on the commentaries on your movie!
 * And the mist monsters are coming for you! [H. P. Lovecraft]
 * Now be quiet or they'll hear you! [H. P. Lovecraft,]
 * Now put on your blindfold! [H. P. Lovecraft]
 * And you should kill yourself! [Mrs Maggie]
 * Can you shut up about that now?!
 * You big fat jelly wobbly fat bastard! [Nigel H.]
 * just like you!
 * and the Kung Fu is better than your dancing! [Lo Wang]
 * you n*gga! [Albert] *Albert, H.P. Lovecraft
 * and go back to the lake you came from, you monster! [The Postal Dude]
 * а ty prosto idiot! *Grisha
 * and nobody likes you, bonehead!
 * you fucking mindless twit! *Mr. Shufflebottom
 * and you look like Peter Griffin, dude! [Nigel H.] [Sir Knight]
 * you wanker! *Mr. Shufflebottom
 * fatso! [Nigel H]
 * And don't get me started about your cat! [H.P. Lovecraft]
 * So, go to jail, directly to jail, do not pass "Go", and DO NOT collect £200! [The Postal Dude]
 * Read that on the Oxford Web-Connected dictionary, i did!
 * Peace out!
 * Goddamn! [The Postal Dude]
 * So return to whence you came from, Cotton-Eyed Joe!
 * Ipso facto, you just suck!
 * Now, get shut down so I can hack you! [Grisha]
 * TL;DR: Get rekt! [Sir Knight]
 * Need i say more?
 * you sinful dick! *Father
 * and honestly, your minigun looks like a Nerf toy! [Serious Sam]
 * And get decapitated like Marie Antoinette! *The Postal Dude
 * Overall, you're a nice gentleman/lady, and i'm the queen of Egypt!
 * And you killed Colonel Mustard, too!
 * But that insult's too good for you!
 * You Rube!
 * No win, no fee, 100% money-back guarantee!
 * You’re fucking dead, kiddo!
 * And it'll stay that way for quite some time!
 * So that's why there's only you here!

And... i guess that's all i got for you. Be sure to edit this page and give me your best insults!